fuckin done son.

times up.

back in perth, really dont know how i feel about it to be honest.

Hit Hong Kong on the way home for a night. Place is rad, rain with heat, lots of markets, totally entertaining.

So all in all Europe was pretty dope. Dont really think the whole backpacker thing is for me though. LA was fucking amazing and I think im going to get back there relatively soon, gunna suss a visa and play things out back here for a while.

SO basically this blog is dead. The title nullifies its existance as scott "is" in perth man. Go figure.

might put something up when i leave this place again.

peace.

Heathrow

fucking sucks.

7 hours waiting for a flight to Hong Kong. Internerd access is sweet though. Cannes was dope, will post about it when i can be assed.

highlight of southern france.

Fake Rich Movie Investor (trying to impress charlie) "im actually learning polo at the moment"

half drunk scott "what are you training to be a gay?"

yeh. im hell funny.

wu tang clan e col cazzo ci fotti

Amsterdam -

got in solo late on wed night, bought some weed, put a hoody on and strolled around the red light district. Place is retarded, thousands of dudes pave the streets picking out girls. I recon the hookers in the windows go through about 3 dudes an hour. Lots of old Colonial Sanders looking motherfuckers ducking in and out of small red lit rooms. I actually followed this 70 year old guy for about 40 minutes and he legit pumped 2 hookers in that period. Life didnt really go as planned for old man i spose.


abosolute mellor




dildo fest


lier


dutch columbus





anyways, amsterdams red light district is as you woul expect. weed, hookers and drunken tourists. Oh and live sex shows. THese guys need to update their marketing, the front of the sex shops have bad 80's pump scene photos out the front with some guy trying to sell sex like its some brand new concept.. I got free wireless in the hostel dude, your gunna have to lift your game to get me to spend 30 euros to see someones parents bumping uglies...

fab came and met me on thuirsday (my birthday), we raged around the place, went and met up with the crookers and thunderheist, raged some shows around amstedam. Europeans go fucking nuts for the crookers, stage diving and shit. Fra and Bott are fabs mates from when he was a young creepy italian, rad dudes, good hangs.

Got high as shit with grahm and isis and went and watched Star Treck (in english). It sucked ass.


Isis' douche room

Ended up changing my plans and heading to Connobio with fab to see his home town. Check it out, most beautiful place i have ever seen. Lakes and mountains. Ate some legit italian food and chilled. Went and got drunk with Fra, Fab and Fras girl, everyone was busting out mad italian, was rad. Funniest thing is these guys could all rap wutang and shit before they could speak english. This is Conobio






Italians dont fuck around. Guns for show, knives for a pro




Hit up rome. Amazing place, cool hostel. Party all the time.

drank red wine, woke up feeling like i had been hit in the face with a sledge hammer.

Walked around for 6 hours and saw the collaseum and all the monuments. Lots of naked statue dudes fighting horses and looking bad ass.











Went on a pub crawl last night. Highlight was hanging out with some really legit peeps from all over the world in this baller club watching these italian dudes breakdance. Low light was getting spat on by a homeless guy with about 7 teeth. Strolled out of the bar to find somewhere to piss cos the line was stupid long, get about 200mtrs from the pub, some dude comes up and grabs my arm and is talking in italian, i back up, he grips tighter, i give him a shove and he falls down 2 steps, gets up and fires a mouthful of spit perfectly into my eye. I have a feeling he has done this before because his aim was spot on. I punched him hard in the face and he scurried off shouting and all these other homeless crackheads started coming down the street.. I bailed back to the bar and washed aids out of my eye for like 40 minutes. DIdnt really bounce back after that. Homeless spit in your eye is going to fuck up your night any way you look at it. Oh yeh, jock dudes on the pub crawl were all like "lets go fuck that guy up yo".. Railing on some homeless dudes isnt going to make me feel any better about having a face full of mouth jizz. So now i have a paranoid sore left eye and a fucked up hand. thanks rome, its been real.

saw a police cover band play at a bar. They didnt speak any english apart from police lyrics. couldnt help but think about scrantonicity. One of the best concerts of my life.

the girl opposite me on the train looks like one of those girls from a movie that is mad plain, but takes off her glasses and lets her hair down and is cracking. We just conversed but she dont speake much english. romance over.

i should stay off facebook when im drunk.

i should stop drinking when i get home.

Heard an australian dude talk about another mans phisique as "100 kilos with 1% body fat bro". Sweet pub crawl conversation fuckhead.

ate heaps of good fruit. Italian fruit is nice. yep

Saw a girl do a "i have seen step up 1 and 2 a hundred times, i got this shit" bendback and just stack it onto the steps of the stage in this club. I have realised that seeing people do super stupid shit and get hurt is totally hilarious. Everyone was freaking out cos she knocked herself out, but seriously, if you wanna bust out b grade white girl dance moves, you must deal with the consequences.

walking around the collaseum there are dudes dressed as legit old roman guards, they really play it up too and get people to pay to have photos with them. Best thing i saw in rome was this super real roman guard checking his facebook on his iphone.

Photobombing people inside the vatican is personally funny. No one else really feels it.



Taking photos of people taking photos of monumental shit is the new black.

i wish i packed light and got a backpack. I look like a tard wheeling round a 30kg suitcase thing with a skatey strapped to it. Im the inside joke of the north face canadian travel crew. Some dudes have been travelling for like 7 months and they have a bag that wouldnt hold my toiletries. Ill carry my shit around like a dick but my teeth are clean and i smell like an angel.. metro travel life bitch, goin out like that

in on the train to cannes now. pretty much done to be honest, had a good time, got some stories but real life is calling..

home soon.

bet its changed heeeaps.

shortaayy.

Germany is beautiful and I dont want to come home.

Prague is some scary shit.

Went on a pub crawl with a bunch of americans and a couple of australians on Friday night. Was pretty cool, the hostel I was in was dope and had a really good bunch of people so we all ehaded off together. Bought a bottle of vodka for 70 crowns, which equates to about $2.00 AUS. It was literally labeled "vodka" and nothing else, no brand name, nothing.

got lost in the streets of prague cos this american doosh decided to be map guy. Dude was going on about how he was mad ripped and chicks were all about him back home. good one. he ended up going home with an english girl that looked like mr ed with worse teeth. winner.

hit the pub crawl, met some cool guys from canada, everyone is from canada. its crazy, pretty good people all in all though.

going between stops on said pubcrawl theres about 30 of us rolling down 2 blocks to the next place. I jump and touch a beam thats in this walkway. dont know why i did it. just did. didnt make a big scene, just jumped up and tapped a beam. like a big piece of steel that went between 2 buildings.

as i land i have euro cop screaming in my face, like a foot away from me in my face. "PASSPORT! PASSPORT!" Im just like, what the fuck, i tell him no passport, and ask him if he speaks english. "NO ENGLISH!" then he pulls out his batton and is holding it up. what. the. fuck. No shit this guy was going to beat me and take me to czech prison. Tour guide for pub crawl spoke some shit to him in Czech and he ended up letting me go. Shit was real though.

last bar was lame, headed back to hostel. went into a bar by myself and ended up drinking with 3 Czech dudes that didnt speak any english. One of the wierdest experiences of my life. Super nice dudes, literally sat with them till about 4 in the morning. They would point to an object and say its name in czech, i would say it in english. Pretty primitive interaction but it was awesome. Night ended with them walking down the street yelling at tourists saying "wanker" and "asshole" in english.
entertaining.

heres some snaps























trained it to Berlin next day. Germany is the most beautiful country i have ever seen. got into Berlin around 5, skated around and bought this sweet camera for 6 euros of a street vendor. Bout to go get my first roll developed and see if it actually works. Did the tour of the city yesterday. saw the berlin wall, the cathedral etc, its actually pretty overwhelming. Germans are incredibly friendly and this city is awesome.

My hostel looks like a squat for neo nazis though.

toilets here are wierd, hard to explain, not really worth talking about but they have like 2 levels in th bowl. im sure someone knows what im talking about.

in prague, met some cool aussies. in berlin, met some aussies that made me want to throw away my passport. Heres hoping for swine flu. If you rely on being australian to make up 90% of your persona then your a fuckhead. jesus christ.

Aiiit, so it is a new day and i havent posted this yet. Left the neo nazi hostel and moved to this awesome place called baxpax downtown. Its like heaven, so if our going to berlin, stay there.

United beat arsenal. i was so happy i called bladam.

Heading to amsterdam today.

Skated in the rain for half an hour to collect my photos from my new camera. Turns out that the chemist has lost 3 rolls of my film so i will never get to see them. fucking off it. seriously.

Met a canadian girl that thought she was the best thing since sliced bread. Personally i think sliced bread is over rated, but this girl was about as cool as getting shat on by a bird.

Oh and its my birthday tomorrow. 27 ftl.

In other news, i decided that i didnt want hair anymore because im travelling and its a hassle. So i grabbed my trusty battery powered clippers and started buzzing. Unfortunately they werent up to the task so i ended up with a short patch across the front of my hairline and the rest was bout 3 inches long. I looked like Devon Townsend. It was about 8pm so i put a beanie on and took to the streets to find some clippers. No clippers. Ended up in some super super swank hairdressers, getting laughed at by hot german girls who were nice enough to clean up my stupid head.

Berlin isnt super party, but its a rad place. Rained a lot. Had good times.

Thanks berlin.

Berlin Snaps



























peace.

Czech One Two.

see above for lamest title ever.


Peace out UK. I had some good times.

Caught up with my mums mum and sister, was rad, havent seent hem in about 15 years. Suprised my gran by just rocking up at dinner with flowers and introducing her to her 6'6 grandson. Rocked her 85 year old world.

Stayed with my grandpop and caught up with my dad in manchester. Got some work done which was good. Mission and a half though as i had to keep ducking outto starbucks to upload shit cos i had no internet. headfuck.

Went to Old Trafford on Wed night with Simon and watched united beat arsenal in the european cup semi final. Hugest atmosphere ever, absolutely loved it, definately will never forget being there. Dont know if i wrote in this earlier but went to United Tottenham at old traff the week before and watched utd come from 2-0 down at halftime to win 5-2. cheya

Sooooo now im in prague. This place is fucking amazing. Skated allover the city yesterday and took a bunch of photos. Theres a great vibe here and the city is actually beautiful. Beer is cheap, plenty of dudes trying to hustle you though. Plenty of sketchyness goes on at night, got to watch urself. Met some great dudes in the hostel and went out drinking till 7am. Shiut was hectic.

Currently sitting in the slowest internet cafe/hostel of all time trying to upload my fional 2 jobs before i actually am on holidays. Has taken nearly all day. very off it, cant escape the thinktank. argh

Drunken poms travelling abroad can suck a dick. Apart from James, he's sweet. Mad tight ass though, have renamed him scrooge. If u ever need cutlery his sheffieldian ass will hook u up.

My hostel is amazing, room has a balcony and all, hugely exceeded expectations. Meant to go to berlin tomorrow but as i am at the mercy of the internet sending these fucking files and have lost a day, i may stay in prague an extra day and go see the castle and some mad skate park. Probably will hurt myself. All good.

short and unfunny post im sure, but ah well, im hungover.

stood in the lobby of the sex toy museum yesterday but was too much of a prude to go in. Plenty of nobbing devices from medievil times. Dirty dirty dirty.

went into a club that i was sure was goign to be the place that i die. All these mechanical contraptions, fuck all english speaking people. everything made of steel, looked like a submarine. SAaw a dude fall of his chair. was very funny. but a little sad. It was while he was asking me for a cigarette in Czech. Tough days.

Amewrica was so entertaining, i think im not oging to have that much fun shit to talk about fronm here on in, apart from, hey im in ________________, met people, saw shit, partied, took some photos.

ah well

deal with it

peace.